that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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