You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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