capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
