Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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