hotel room ftw
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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