Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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