these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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