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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.

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(623): View more from Arizona

My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.

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(323): View more from California

Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis

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(630): View more from Illinois

If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"

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I love you.

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