Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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