She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
