god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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