My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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