you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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