But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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