Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
