Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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