Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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