Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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