How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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