Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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