there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
