So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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