I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
