There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sorry my hands just texted you
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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