I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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