He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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