Me too!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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