I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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