His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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