Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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