He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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