is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
and she was petting her beer can
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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