I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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