Cold hands, warm shart.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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