There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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