Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The power of my boobs compel you
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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