just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Are we still banned from the library?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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