Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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