Well apparently he's into motor boating.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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