we're blogging at a bar
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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