I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
