It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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