i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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