You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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