if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I enjoy the company of your penis
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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