he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
