She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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