my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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