You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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