normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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