Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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