we should wear snuggies to the strip club
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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