So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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