I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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