Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have post one night stand depression
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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