my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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