I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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